SOUTH WEST TECH 2 YEAR ASSOCIATES DEGREE

THANKS A LOT TO CAROL FOR PROVIDING THIS VALUABLE PIECE OF INFORMATION ;-))

For those of you who are married, were married or are contemplating marriage

Under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year Associates Degree:

Two Year Degree: Becoming a Real Man.

That's right, in just six mini-Semesters, you, too can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN101	Combating Stupidity	MEN102	You, Too, Can Do housework
MEN103	PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut	MEN104	We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule
MEN110	Wonderful Laundry Techniques	MEN111	Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at AM
MEN112	Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception	EAT100	Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT101	Get a Life, Learn to Cook II	ECON001A	What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule
MEN 120	How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong	MEN 121	Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122	YOU, the Weaker Sex	MEN123	Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON001C	What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101	You CAN Fall Asleep without It	SEX 102	Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103	How to Stay Awake After Sex	MEN 201	How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective	(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule
MEN 210	The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency	MEN 211	How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212	You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver	MEN 213	Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington
MEN 230A	Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule
MEN 220	Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)	MEN 221	Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222	Real Men Ask for Directions	MEN 223	Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B	Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives
EAT 101	Cooking with Tofu	EAT 102	Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103	Burping and Belching Discreetly	MEN 231	Mothers-in-law
MEN 232	Appear to Be Listening	MEN 233	Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C	Cheaper to Keep Her

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